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BREAKING NEWS: Local man wins disappointing lottery
On January 4th, 2008, an 8ft Male named Billy Cob from Michigan Wins the mega million lottery. Later, to his disapointment, he only won one dollar.
In an interview we had with him he plans to buy a bar of chocolate. This bar of chocolate he later explains will
be one of epic proportions
.
10 days later though we uncover some interesting information on Billy Cob. On January 14th 2008, after all the built up rage for only getting one dollar he robs a bank to get the money he thought he deserved.The police weren't able to catch him for his crime of stealing over 2,000,000 dollars for quite awhile. He came to
be known as The Cobbler. Only until the year of 2009 were the police able to find him and lock him away. That day Millions of dollars were finally
put back in American pockets.
Source
This amazing story was pointed out on Reddit by local Redditor Newsplug45